Yesterday Dinner:
-nachos. nachos with jalapenos, tomato, sour cream, and a salsa which was spiced up with tabasco sause or something. yes, i had nachos for dinner. and i loved it.
-6 beers. 3 Magic Hat #9, 3 Bud Light. partying on a monday because my friend won some money on online poker.
Today Morning:
-oatmeal w/ maple flavoring. i dropped the bottle of maple flavor and it shattered all over the floor. the consistency of the maple substance is quite thin as it is in like an alcohol base and has an impressive splatter range. the splash "crater" had a diameter of approx 2 meters from far edge to edge and left pieces of tiny tiny glass shrapnel littering the kitchen floor. the crater was not entirely circular, since the small brown bottle (like a vanilla bottle) smashed against the floor as i was swinging my hand around (to place the bottle back on the shelf, lest you think i enjoy just standing in my kitchen swinging bottles of maple flavoring around) and lost control of the bottle while my hand was in motion, such that the bottle struck the floor with some sideways velocity. this caused the liquid to spray more in one direction rather than if it had fallen straight down and creating a circular splash pattern. it is my theory that the extra sideways velocity caused the splash area to be larger than it otherwise would be if i had simply dropped the bottle straight down with no additional force other than gravity. anyway i am trying to convey the level of mess i created as i was already late for work. basically a "holy shit" level of mess. did i mention that maple extract/flavoring stains all clothing products it comes in contact with? it does. my hands still reak of maple flavoring that is really hard to get off.
-coffee
-nachos. nachos with jalapenos, tomato, sour cream, and a salsa which was spiced up with tabasco sause or something. yes, i had nachos for dinner. and i loved it.
-6 beers. 3 Magic Hat #9, 3 Bud Light. partying on a monday because my friend won some money on online poker.
Today Morning:
-oatmeal w/ maple flavoring. i dropped the bottle of maple flavor and it shattered all over the floor. the consistency of the maple substance is quite thin as it is in like an alcohol base and has an impressive splatter range. the splash "crater" had a diameter of approx 2 meters from far edge to edge and left pieces of tiny tiny glass shrapnel littering the kitchen floor. the crater was not entirely circular, since the small brown bottle (like a vanilla bottle) smashed against the floor as i was swinging my hand around (to place the bottle back on the shelf, lest you think i enjoy just standing in my kitchen swinging bottles of maple flavoring around) and lost control of the bottle while my hand was in motion, such that the bottle struck the floor with some sideways velocity. this caused the liquid to spray more in one direction rather than if it had fallen straight down and creating a circular splash pattern. it is my theory that the extra sideways velocity caused the splash area to be larger than it otherwise would be if i had simply dropped the bottle straight down with no additional force other than gravity. anyway i am trying to convey the level of mess i created as i was already late for work. basically a "holy shit" level of mess. did i mention that maple extract/flavoring stains all clothing products it comes in contact with? it does. my hands still reak of maple flavoring that is really hard to get off.
-coffee
posted by Griff at 9:04 AM
2 Comments:
I just deleted my first blog spam. On one hand, I am kind of amazed that spammers are aware of my existence and on the other hand irritated because being spammed is like having someone pee on you and you are not the sort of person who likes being peed on.
maple flavoring comes in a glass container? i thought such pomp and circumstance was reserved for honest to goodness (vermont) maple syrup and the "maple flavor" was contained in a bounce and squeeze-proof plastic dealy. See, I'm learning about the world. Your blog is so much more than "what you ate today".
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